Off to that there #London tomorrow, innit?

Forgotten how to use pavements, too? My, but we are trying extra hard today! #jaywalking

Right, everyone made sure they've forgotten how to drive? OK, here we go! #rain

Acrid smell of burning clutches all along the main road across Clifton Downs, Bristol. #uksnow

Top of Parry's Lane, Bristol closed by police. Parked in housing at bottom and walking(!) to The Triangle. #uksnow

Just typed "child bedding" into the Internet

Helping the girls fill in their #RSPB 'Big Garden Birdwatch' worksheets for this year, after an hour's busy spotting.

Out buying Mrs V stodgey cakes and a Southern Fried Chicken dinner, while she's having a rest in bed.

Sitting in Recovery with Mrs V

Tonight's feature presentation at the Castle Maniaplex is Star Wars, Episode IV: 'A New Hope'. Mrs V's *never* seen it!