SABAW, custom CMS. When in doubt, FML.

Jamiroquai-ing up in this bish. #bgm

When I talk about FtP (Foster the People), my friends assume that I'm referring to file transfer. Geeks.

I seem to attract the weirdest people. Oh, guise, you have no idea.

I do not like not having a computer at all.

Olga is just so not a sexy name, sorry - t.co/TC8H1JY

Relevant search information - click for actual lulz: ping.fm/HtDHg

GI Joe - The Rise Of Cobra in my Pants #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants #perfection

Wanted in My Pants. #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants

The Ugly Truth in My Pants. #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants