Unholy hour. Lyft driver has Wiz Khalifa on, I cannot.

got my promotion letter, is official

man, I'm super bummed out about Anthony Bourdain

working from home waiting for Ikea delivery, watching Maury and makin coffee

I put some ginger lemon kombucha in my Moscow mule um yes please

Vodka, lime, diet Ginger beer yeah

So looks like I'm gonna get to go to Chicago for a bizniz trip

I broke my dog's face with my scissors

henlo am hot