tesco's own brand cloudy lemonade - it's good shit sherlock!

believes that the sancrams above your head are ready to flange

dropped three kilos of weight in a month (go me)

can't fall asleep tonight because his father keeps coughing with a high pitched tone

just set up a new site and hopes his little dream of helping other programmers goes to plan

breathes a sigh of relief as his house is one of the lucky few that didn't get flooded

uninstalled the virtual cocaine that is World of Warcraft - 3 years and one life destroyed, perhaps it's time to return to the real world

make every plurk he makes exactly 140 characters maximising the fully alloted amount of letters in the hope to distinguish him from everyone

that this will work to his advantage! 140 character limit starting next plurk - hooray.