tfw you don't tell your boss your doctor's appointment is a gyno appointment, and when you get back, he asks you if it was "everything you'd hope it would be."
Just got the crap scared out of me. I heard something in the lobby, and went out to see if someone was there, and there was an older woman there behind the concession stand with the lights off staring down at her phone so her face was lit up and it was like something out of a horror film.