realm grinder is on android. you may never see me again.
when i finish my big bang, i am. for sure. 100%. emailing a copy to my husband.
have some chill beats
my husband's phone makes this click noise when he types. 
so TIL that proper catholic altars have bones inside them because mass is supposed to be said over the bodies of martyrs. uh. i mean. you gotta respect a two thousand year old tradition.
man. my husband is a blessing.
ah fuck am i sick AGAIN
tfw you read a story and it breaks you and it's in another language so you can't drag other people into hell with you. 
jesus christ on a fucking pogo stick their entire argument is "human-shaped people are human-shaped!"