If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Everyone needs believe in something.

I laugh cause I just farted!

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. hihi

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back."

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