Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.
Lagi na lang problema itong pesteng linya ng kuryente ng Meralco.
Sometimes life needs to be turned upside down to shake off the shit we won't let go off, but absolutely need to.
The only reason my alarm clock hasn't died a horrible death is because it's also my mobile phone.
Do what you love and the money will follow right behind you and make fun of you and run away when you try to grab it.
I've literally never written down a Transcom sickline confirmation number because fuck them.
Log into Facebook. Check up on a dead childhood friend.
May Quidditch ba sa Olympics?