,just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

, Have you ever worn a different deodorant and for the rest of the day you feel like there is a stranger standing next to you

, I wish my lawn mower was emo so it would cut itself.

, stop worrying about the potholes in the road and celebrate the journey!

, good morning to all that know me.

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.

hello to all my peeps, tweets and friends.

, borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

, My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.

that procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.