, you can't escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.

,I think that the insane desire one has sometimes to bang and kick complainers is a divine instinct.

, A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.

, I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

, worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

Morning everyone. We are going to Ohio this morning for a wedding. Yay. I didn't really mean the yay part.

, not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

, the easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

, If I never had a bad day, how would I know whether I was having a good day?

Good morning everyone, looks like A storm is on its way. Getting ready for more rain.