My strawberry bush is beginning to make strawberries...my lemon pots have little lemons forming...my raspberries are ripening and my sage box is smelling minty-fresh

I am back from plurk-cation. Someone tell me a secret

Aspiring to be an old scraggly man who lives alone in a lighthouse up in Nova Scotia and knows more than he should about the horrors of the sea

Reminiscing on the fact that the story of Super Paper Mario is about confronting both the limitless grief and the boundless perseverance of love in the human spirit, how they're both two sides of the same coin, and how they are the primary forces that shape our entire lives

Kirb kirb

Feeling particularly dorceless today

I've unlocked a new spirit animal. Come get it, limited time only

I NEED a Dorsal Fin on my back NOW

Life is easier when you learn to love the Green Giant guy

Gonna disappear while hiking in the Appalachian mountains, only to occasionally show myself to the odd hiker every 5 years, while growing a scraggly beard and eventually reaching cryptid status