captainahab
@captainahab
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Aye, my hearties all. It was failwhale that reaped off my leg like a mower a blade of grass and left me with this dead stump I stand on. For forever and a day I shall chase the two white beasts from hell: failwhale and FriendFeed.
captainahab says
16 years ago 2
I don't give reasons. I give orders! X-(
captainahab says
16 years ago
aye, this endless search is wearing on me crew but I shall never tire until ye devil beast is but a heap of smoldering blubber.
captainahab says
16 years ago
aye, new book will show me as the whale-crushing hero I am.
captainahab says
16 years ago
I will not eat these rotted clams! www.plurkpix.com/pix/4XG...
captainahab says
16 years ago 5
aye, had to throw this strange fish back in; be too weird for me to eat. www.plurkpix.com/pix/1pa...
captainahab is
16 years ago 2
sailing onward in search of ye failwhale
captainahab loves
16 years ago
hating on his enemies. X-(
captainahab hopes
16 years ago 2
failwhale gets trapped in Edouard and drowns.
captainahab says
16 years ago
aye, the people of New Jersey should thank me for stabing ye Montauk Monster - 'twas not easy
captainahab has
16 years ago 3
not caught failwhale yet. I will never give up; even if my dead rotting corpse must someday sail this vessel in pursuit of the whale.