The status... Is *not* quo.

Recovering from Hurricane Ike. Everybody's OK, but the house is not livable. Need to find a roofer and a hotel with electricity.

Karma is down to 18.58 and falling. Wheeeeee..!

George Foreman is eating lunch 3 tables over from me, at The Breakfast Klub.

Note to Self: Visit Cracked.com more often: ping.fm/mKWwZ

My 2.37 year old just did a belly flop into the bath tub. Damn you, Olympic diving!

Back at work after two weeks off to be with the family and new baby. NOT well rested.

Waiting for Star Wars : Clone Wars to begin.

Collin Raymond Bienek was born yesterday after noon at 12:59pm yesterday, August 4, 2008 - ping.fm/yDDgO

Baby Bienek has arrived! 8.0 pounds, 20 inches, still a boy! Mom doing well, name forthcoming...