Justice, you got served: how I spent my week

Can't find the screaming, flying monkey I was going to give away at tonight's event. Dang.

Explaining TCP/IP to my 8-year-old. If he asks me about subnetting I'm going to tell him to go ask his mother.

driving to work, listening to "The Bro Code" audiobook, written an narrated by Barney Stinson.

Wow, the gnat trap worked! We had a bad case of gnats at the house that came in on some bananas, this caught most of them! is.gd/B6D8

0.06 karma. Yesssss...!

killed the server.

back at Starbucks, working remotely. The long hours away from family are less than ideal, but it sure beats the alternative!

My 8-year-old is confused by the corded phone I handed him. Not sure how to dial. "Where's the send button?"

panicking because twitter is down.