Plurk looks weird

I never understood why immigration officials don't stamp your passport in the next available blank page. Maybe if I put a post-it ...

Home. The butt is happy.

Wishin' and hopin' And thinkin' and prayin' Plannin' and dreamin' Each night of his charms That won't get you into his arms

Wonder why if it's his turn to wash the dishes, J will bring out his cane & limp in front of me. Fishy.

Found dog food that Booger loves: Taste of the Wild. Our alternative to Natural Balance. (Rejected: Orijen, Go!, Canidae, Solid Gold, Acana)

It was priceless seeing how the dog reacts to a butterfly flitting around the condo.

Walking along Ayala Avenue. My Louis Vuitton bag is on one hand, and my dog's shit on the other. So classy.

The cabin crew of PAL has the most functional clutch bags. Steal a bag, but leave all their contents behind? Hmmm, when's my next flight ...

I promised to be nice today. But being a bitch is so much easier.