steps up on soapbox
BEAST AND BEAST MODE ARE NOT ADJECTIVES!!! STOP THE MADDNESS!!!
steps down from soapbox #kidstoday #getoffmylawn

Good News: Def Leppard is playing AAC instead of Starplex. Bad News: This prices me out of the show. 1st time in 4 years. #sadchrisissad

Helping with college and career week presentation wearing a Pink floyd shirt that says "We don't need no education". #funwithirony

Sprint delaying messages again. Thanks Sprint. Sorry if you get random texts from me. #sprintsucks

Avengers rocked my face off. Best superhero movie ever. 11/10 #ilikedit

The Hub showing original Transformers animated movie today! #oneshallstandoneshallfall

My knee is killing me today. I know how all those old adventures from Skyrim feel. #arrowtotheknee

Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you.

Dear sinus infection, you are not welcome here. Take all your friends and get out of my head. Thanks.

My coffee jumped out of my hand this morning and got all over the place. Hope that is not a sign of how my day will go. #blackcoffeedown