everybody on my timeline: IT'S THE END TIMES. WE'RE ALL FREEZING TO DEATH HELP US

me:

[Sex Education][spoilers] so I just binge-watched this on a whim and it was amazing

hmmmmm i don't like it Captain America The Winter Soldier OST 06 The Winter...

OH. OH NO. MY FIRST UBER EVER AND I GOT MY DRIVER A TICKET. OH NO

thanks. thanks google.
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[serious negativity]
tumblr is self-destructing and will probably shut down soon, and now AvAc is shutting down, and it's really stupid but I'm actually really upset not dealing well with this

hey someone who deals with the greek or roman pantheons want to put in a good word for me with my boy Hermes/Mercury

today. I will ATTEMPT. to clear my inbox?? so this is an accountability plurk because I suck

oh look it's that time of year again
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my mom was trying really hard to sell me on A Star Is Born and I was like. mom. it's been 28 years. surely you know me better than this by now.