sana may emoticon na /wrist

awesome awesome

masyadong nahahasik ang lagim ko sa twitter and facebook. pinipili ko kaya kung saan ko ippost yung mga phenomenal epiphanies ko.

please oh please oh please let there be work on the long weekend.

wag kayong magulo. nagugutom ako.

work cancelled, got a free starbucks drink. whats not to like about this day?

BOSS: Why are you not working? ME: I didn't see you coming.

oh shit, hindi si edward norton ang the hulk sa the avengers? FAIL.

TOILET QUOTE: Pag ang kubeta'y nakatakip, may sorpresang kalakip.

the reason why i don't feel bad about downloading music illegally is MTV CRIBS.