Getting ready to shave my head. Good bye hair

Why do I know all the words to Christina Aguilera 's song "Genie in a Bottle"

I am in my living room doing the Mexican Hat Dance . . . with no Mexican hat

Dating women is like playing chess blindfolded. You know all the moves but you have no idea where the pieces are

Hey American Hockey Team. Way to blow it. Why don't you just catch a plane back to a country that would be happy with the 1st place losers.

Olympics: Once every two years the countries of the world line up to get a reminder butt kicking from the USA. Just in case they f

I spent last weekend washing my own blood out of my clothes. I can't wait to see what happens this weekend!!

Spending a quiet evening trying to teach myself the superman dance

One of the worst days ever

Just saw 2012. It was an exciting thrill ride that made you want to jump out of your seat and yell, "I've seen this movie before .