Listening to Bing Crosby and writing about blood thirsty hell beasts. Two great tastes...

It's too early for my mind to get all blown up like this - ping.fm/RoT3T

Re-writing and re-inventing this whole story. First twenty pages are completely different and better.

ATTENTION: Everyone check out the new Iron Man 2 poster! It has... Iron Man... on it.

In the instructions for Soft-Paws - they seem to be missing the step where you apply a tourniquet to yourself.

Had an abstinence/marital fidelity dream last night. S'long, adolescence!

America - do you mean to tell me you think Old Dogs is better than Fantastic Mr. Fox? Please explain.

UPDATE: Fantastic Mr. Fox is quite good. Take everyone you know to see it - kids, grannies, anyone on the street. Load 'em up and go.

Oh, Fantastic Mr. Fox, I worry about you. If you're a family movie and my mom didn't know about you... that's not good.

'Aspiring reality-TV star' is the new 'bum'. Get a job, ya aspiring reality-TV star.