Why not a sequel or remake of 'The Thing' instead of a prequel? If the Norwegian story was good, we wouldn't have started at the end of it.

Verizon says adding cable will only add $4 to my monthly bill. It will, in fact, add $42.

98% of songs that are five minutes or longer are too long.

The do-I-still-have-a-heart question is answered with yet another resounding "Yes!" after the annual viewing of 'It's a Wonderful Life'.

Sure, remake The Brood. What does Cronenberg know about making movies, right? I'm sure the guy behind Sahara will show him a thing or two.

The hunter needs a team of folks to help him go after aforementioned hell beast. Problem is, he hates all of them and they hate all of him.

I say "It's Tuesday!" and the boy squeals with joy. At what age do we lose our enthusiasm for Tuesdays?

Good buddy mattfraction is up for favorite writer of the year, but first he's gotta win bracket 4. Go vote! bit.ly/7uzmUw

So much love out there for Avatar - Genius! Game changer! This hype is gonna kill whatever I would've liked about it...

Alright, monster hunter - now you've got no friends and there's a hell beast on the loose. Now what? Maybe Nat King Cole has the answer.