reading erotica in braille must be a wild experience.

I’m surprised no one in NJ has shot down those drones for the copper wire yet. God damn flying treasure chests.

*slaps you in the face and exclaims GET IT TOGETHER OLD CHAP (transatlanticly)

The midwest is such an outdated term. That shits the middle east.

what do you sick ass dudes prefer? A chick with a big bagungo and no bim bims or one with no bulumbo and a really long grindle?

Who needs pussy when I can sit by the lake, rod in hand, hook on the line, bait on the hook and a 5 pound bass attached to my cock and balls.

It should be more socially acceptable to use your pants as a napkin.

3 hr croon session with the boys

I was asked if I wanted a paw job........ Ummm I would never take away an economic opportunity from the animals in my area. The market is real tough for them.

Hell yea