is bored at home in Corona. I need some help making life intresting

Being unemployeed sux. I need a nice office job anyone want an AA or office assistant?? Or have any leads on a job like this

noticing plurk is missing some stuff to make it great

anyone know a cheap (under 80 bucks) material to use for green screen? Only need about 5'x5'

that plurk had some search function to find others who plurk similar things