my dear is noob

SPM's birthday is in 3 days time? Hope the '93s are well prepared with the presents, surprise parties and whatnot. All the best, guys!

Where has she been, Serena? And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell. You know you love me. xoxo Gossip Girl.

sometimes i have this feeling that life has been nothing but dreams all the while. and one day i'mma wake up being a 4 year old.

6 birthdays today. and therefore the ctrl + v button = "happy birthday! "

Taylor Swift - Mine ♥

i'm the author of my life. unfortunately i write with a pen and i can't erase my mistakes.

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. Her husband put ‘mypenis’ “Error. Not long enough.”

lmao you fucking retarded weih.

why the fuck must everyone take away my one source of happiness?