darlingsambuca
@darlingsambuca
Newmarket, Canada
Non binary, shitposter extraordinaire, owned by a cat and a dog, calzone lover, Canuck, Bates Motel fan, not guaranteed to make sense, Swiftie, Pokémon master since '06.
up at at it.. 
#earlyriser
#earlyriser
My roommate is playing Supertramp while I play Pokemon Shield. I am being bad arse and going with the underdog ... Sobble.
darlingsambuca
says
Gonna get Plurktastic on her #iPad tonight....
darlingsambuca
says
hopefully the #COVID19 vaccine works.. I am taking it. It's better than dying of this #blasted virus. Oh yeah, #donaldtrump can inject himself with window cleaner first. Then I will. NOT #sarcasm
darlingsambuca
loves
Bees and Julz
darlingsambuca
hates
Kurtis Magnus Cuthbert with a deadly passion. DIE FUCKER DIE!!!! 
darlingsambuca
plays
Pokémon like a fucking n00b. I know there are a lot better trainers out there with uber pokes.... I just play and gigglesnorts at the way Psyduck walks in LGE. 
#pokemon #n00bs #psyduck #letsgoeevee
#pokemon #n00bs #psyduck #letsgoeevee
darlingsambuca
hopes
that $500 will be enough for #xmas presents. Bees will get the #bluejays throw, Julz a netbook, and a switch for yours truly. #xmas2020
/pokemon\ Starting again with Sobble-Bobble. I think that Scorbunny is too easy and Grookey's final evo is really fugly. #pokemon #startingfresh #sobble