just saw Twilight and New Moon the only way they should ever be watched...with #RIFFTRAX!

Long nights make for longer days. Seems illogical, and yet, there it is.

Sources report the sheriff and the deputy both suffered fatal gunshot wounds. Initial forensic analysis has led the police to bel

dear makers of topical anesthetics for dentistry - thank you for adding the mint flavor. If I'm going to suck a Q-tip for for 15

OMFG!! X-10.com is having a CRAZY NEVER TO BE REPEATED SALE! WOW!! I am like so totally surprised. No really, I am.

yay rain!!!!!!!

My kid has had his bike for 2 weeks, and has had two flat tires from goatheads.

watching fireworks on the roof with the boys. Awesome!

fixed the van seat for real this time, and secured it so it won't break that way again!!! Feeling accomplished.

"Bridge is like sex- you better have a good partner or a good hand" - Mae West