“What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job.” – George Carlin
“Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.” – Moby
“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.” – Franklin P. Jones
“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.” – Franklin P. Jones
“The dog is the god of frolic.” – Henry Ward Beecher
“I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.” – Jarod Kintz
“What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job.” – George Carlin