Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

I miss being a little kid. You fall asleep in the sofa & magically transfer to your bed.

Hello, Aloha, Bonjour, Konichiwa, Ni hao, Hola! Good Morning Sunshines. Much love and care. God speed!

Single doesn't mean lonely. Single means you're preparing for the arrival of a better love.

GIRL: Aww. Temporary girlfriend lang pala ako. BOY: Oo temporary girlfriend nga lang. Tapos magiging PERMANENT WIFE. <3

Porket nililigawan ka, mahal ka na?
Hindi ba pwedeng pinagtritripan ka muna?

I promise someday you’ll regret losing me and you’ll think back and say: “Damn! that girl really DID love me” ..

"alam mu vah kung bakit laging busy ang magaganda at gwapo..?..?
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. . . . ..Maya ko saxavhin busy pa q eh...,

"You cannot always wait for the perfect time. Sometimes, you must dare to jump!"

Every girl has her bestfriend, boyfriend, & true love. but you're really lucky if they’re all the same person.