I love all inclement weather except for hail. Hail is literally Earth throwing blows. It's crazy haha.

"For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

my sincere goal for this week is just to be less angry. this world is jacked up but i'm not going to let it get to me.

HOORAY RAIN!!

THAT'S RIGHT!! HERE COMES SOME RAIN SNITCHES!!!!!

been giving strong considerations to having coltrane's "giants steps" or miles' "rocker" tatted on my arm. anyone know who can do this?

Race in order of best to worst at aging: Black, Asian, White and Hispanic.

It would make my day to meet someone who almost died because he or she had a heart attack during a game of charades. That would be awesome.

the number of people whose hotness increased because of a nose ring? zero, nada, bagel, zilch, donut.

I don't know how anyone with a life, with goals, aspirations, things to achieve can possibly get 8hrs of sleep every night. It's impossible.