eagerly awaiting an email from CERN regarding whether they found my sex life with the Higgs boson

two hours and sixteen minutes and not one decent crotch shot of Spider-Man. what a waste of spandex.

nobody cares about anderson cooper's gayness. everybody cares about an all black steel magnolias cast. priorities.

some people consider me their matt drudge of news on the facebook. I think I'd call mine the grudge report.

I want to just start using you'r, no e, just to annoy ignorant people right back

whee. couchpotatoaustin now delivers to my area code. that'll be $5 to deliver a pint of ice cream to me. I'll buy in bulk!

Wikipedia: Rissole; see also: Faggot. imagine my surprise.

discovered a new episode of Weeds on my dvr and not one tweet or status update a bout it. no wonder it is cancelled.

I have chives, oregano, thyme, green onions, and thai basil thriving, but I keep killing the rosemary. I don't get it.

just asked two nerd cow-orkers in the bathroom if they were pee-shy (cuz I wanted to say something). never heard of it. they think I'm crazy