The winky emoticons on plurk are not lascivious enough.

Yes, I'm staying home with Kafka. Sod off.

Okay. I have 200 unread messages. How does one go about this?

I need to sit down.

Now that I've gotten my heartrate up and blood pumping, I'd better go sleep before I... get in trouble. Night xx sweet dreams to me.

Hard to keep up with this "Karma" stuff with readings and work.

Since when is a mini skirt inappropriate for casting? I have legs and I'm going to flaunt them!

You know you're overdosed on reading when you dream about reading Umberto Eco. I am such a geek.

I really don't wanna cut my hair. I'll look like a tall freak.

I know it isn't fair, but I just woke up. Love my beauty sleep.