at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be revealed that i am not inside. instead, i will swing down from the ceiling in only this strap, @skulpio - lets start stealing tumblr posts

yall remember when i got vagued for spamming yaoimas song lyrics

i actually like plurk i get to shout absolute batshit nonsense into the void of stupid kinnies!! ah... makes me miss tu- (brutally beaten with multiple logs. not sticks, logs)

demon ass i my mouth right now,

gay people

paladinight youare my fuckgin BOYFIRGFDNNDNEGSGJFDKGF

im scared to add my ig but im following a bunch of kinnies en masse so if you get followed by a random jew,

what if plurk is really some new age religion and we're all just accidentally initiating ourselves

im finding a ton of kinnies that i may or may not already know and/or talk about and its very traumatic. yall r funnymen now but whats gonna happen when i find out youre all south park kin and i have to snipe you like in those zombie movies when you have to kill your poor infected ally? WHAT HAPPENS THEN??

a demon to eat my ass