not dead, just resting

I have discovered the true nature of magic. It is in a five-dollar bottle of madeira.

Oh my lord I've discovered the British version of The Onion.

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HEY WHO WANTS TO READ YET ANOTHER PERSONAL ESSAY CONCERNING SHERLOCK HOLMES'S SUPPORTING CHARACTERS?

It's actually sort of liberating not to care about the Oscars

I'm really proud of my tolerance for jello shots.

PEOPLE OF EINMAL!

People outside are yelling about Sauron and face-fucking. I can't even.

First line of a new essay!