“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.”
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.