baket walang tao sa walter?friday ngaun ah..kainis..gsto nyo ba sunduin ko pa kayo sa pamamahay nyo?,.

aanhin mo ang damo kung my poo poo ng kabayo...eeww..

when boys get jealous, it's actually kindaa cute. but when girls get jealous, WORLD WAR III is about to start.

hungrymuch...

I may be thin…. But I can gain weight but you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your life!

I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone

He changed his password to **INCORRECT**. So that if he forgot his password, the computer will remind him, **Your password is incorrect*

nkakaantok naman..grabe..

Life without dreaming is a life without meaning.