Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.

I love you. And not just because I thought you were pregnant.

Dad, could you just tell me I look nice instead of turning this into a sermon on the passage of time?

Only a masochist could ever love a narcissist.

Serena look effin hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be violated.

When you called the other day, it was like... I could breathe again.

Now that we've established that I own you, you have six hours to get a thousand signatures and make sure they're legible. Have fun!

I ran across the city, I rent a tuxedo, I stole this mask from some drunken kid only to look like Robin,

You can't get the prize if you don't go deep. - Serena van der Woodsen

I'm not maternal, I've just been spending too much time with Cyrus and I'm turning Jewish. Come on, I see kugel.-- Blair Waldorf