hammzy
@hammzy
male Zimbabwe
"I dn't wnt to be anything oder dan wht I've been trying to be l8ly.All I hav 2 do is think about me and I hav peace of mind.I'm tired of looking 'round rooms wondering what I gotta do Or who I'm supposed to be.I dn't want to be anything oder than me
Why did the supermodel get depressed when she looked at her driver's license? It said that she had an F in Sex.
supermodel orders a pizza and the waiter asks if he should cut it into six or twelve pieces.
Why did the supermodel stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said "concentrate."
A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.
Man: I came from the cemetery. I just buried my mother-in-law. Friend: I'm sorry! But why is your face all scratched up?
happy new year!!!
good morning!!!
happy holidays everyone!!!
The only real elegance is in the mind; if you've got that, the rest really comes from it.