BBC News: "Contacting aliens could be risky, Stephen Hawking warns" Now who installed Half-Life on his chair?

dude, where's my car?

This place feels like a fuckin' ghost town w/o her.

Dear God... The only thing I ask from you is to hold her when I'm not around, when I'm much too far away.

JT, that is what you get from being an IDIOT!

Some legends say we must sacrifice Justin Bieber to appease the volcano

You can't run from your problems forever. Eventually, you'll have to take a car or a plane to really avoid them.

wtf. hah

LAST PLURK/TWEET: RIP PALITO. bye