Jesus Christ I completely forgot I had a plurk account.

BrokeBrad get's locked in a shotgun wedding with a romanian girl named Alan.

and if and when I die will you bury me alone, because I'll never get to heaven if I'm singin' this song

a vest on my chest, a bullet in my lung, I can't believe I'm dyin' with my song unung

I can't stop starin' at the tick tock clock, even if I could I would never give up

I got a gun in my hand but the gun won't cock, my finger's on the trigger but that trigger seems locked

be getting his shit snipped in September

animosity

people other than the retired elderly on their way to the grave types had a shot at the lottery. Then I'd actually play.

he'll wait until the '09s come out. That'll be dope.