she should probably fix her bf's computer before he finds out she broke it

breaking up by changing your facebook status is lame

kettle potato chips

if the police are staking out her or the neighbours

she has it all figured out....wait no I lost it

like the angry lil alien is back in her tummy

opening her own advice hot line...just not taking it herself

that her karma has dropped so low because she got distracted from plurk. i want to be a 50 again

if she is going to ever drink pinky

she had self control and didnt piss off her roommate