so tiiiiiiired. I hate mid-week family birthday dinners

"How can you tell your neighbors own a McDonald's? Did you talk to them?" "Nah. The Ronald McDonald statues and old McDonalds' playsets in their backyard were kind of a subtle hint."

I just had the most authentic experience in making s'mores brownies ever: The marshmallows caught on fire

Man, there's still aftershocks this morning and there were apparently 100 over the course of the night

false alarm that was actually the precursor to a moderately large earthquake a mile away. SO MUCH BROKEN CRAP RIGHT NOW

Hilariously, I was reading a book on earthquakes when an earthquake hit just now

I am having the world's most annoying craving for a quesadilla topped with guacamole

...okay I had a ginormous dinner last night and a larger than normal breakfast today. Why am I starving?

Oh for fuck's sake. I am giving up on everything and going to BJ's with the full intention of ordering nothing but a) alcohol and a pizookie

Important question! I am making an eshakti order because there's a 30% off sale and I have a $20 coupon, and I am terribly indecisive about this dress http://img.eshakti.com/clothImages/CL0028300P.jpg