[no context theater... If you know the context, shush!] Have you done something jolly with your hair??

Ughh... Can't stop thinking about this damn girl! And she's coming over Saturday... All I can think about is how I can't wait.

So I would have plurk secreted but it would have been obvious it was me... I am completely infatuated with my gf's coworker that we slept with.

So guys, does nov 6, Saturday, sound like a good evening for a party?

Hey guys. If I did a tastefully simple party on a Saturday night in early November, would anyone be interested in coming and buying stuff?

Hey guys. My housewarming is this Saturday and you're all invited and I miss you guys. Come!

Everyone is invited to my housewarming party on August 23! I know some of u don't check Facebook so wanted you all to know.

Happy wedding day Emily! It's only partway in and it's so much fun!

So, people... Cran and amaretto... I am rediscovering it's wonders

Oh unemployment, how I've NOT missed you...