It's not about me, it's about you! Yes, you heard it right! You who is reading this, it's about you! Forget about me, but yes, all about you! Let that sink in and consume your entire life! WTF! haha!
When you live with someone for so long, they start to think of your house as their own personal resort. Time to remind them of the house rules with a gentle tap on the shoulder...or maybe a pillow fight!