Emperor Morton
@jlm
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male Los Altos, CA, United States
BY the grace of God Emperor of the United States, Protector of Mexico, Guardian of Canada and King-in-Exile of the Four Provinces
Emperor Morton wishes
14 years ago
to know how easy it is to RSS this thing.
Emperor Morton wonders
16 years ago
how it got to be so damn cold in this office.
Emperor Morton needs
16 years ago
Ole Miss to shat the bed. Badly.
Emperor Morton wishes
16 years ago
the federal government would shat out a pileof money to pay off HIS mortgage. And the car note, while we're at it
Emperor Morton needs
16 years ago
sleep. And a vacation.
Emperor Morton needs
16 years ago
Z Pizza for dinner.
Emperor Morton wishes
16 years ago
the dock connector on his iPhone would stop shorting.
Emperor Morton hates
16 years ago
how late VTA runs in the afternoons.
Emperor Morton needs
16 years ago
6000 cc's of Guinness - stat!!
Emperor Morton hopes
16 years ago
to be in a better mood today.