Happy birthday pi, ate gillian_hero 🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳

Hay naku, Peyups. Ang kalat mo palagi 🙃🙃🙃

It's good to be back 😭😭😭

My Twitter feed isn't refreshing. Tangina mo, Elon.

Birthday ko pero may sakit ako. Tangina 🤒🤒🤒

Hay naku. Thunderstorms na naman 🙄🙄🙄

Use Harambe in a sentence.

"Beh, Halal ba ang tocino?"

"Haram, be(h)."

Buti pa sa Reddit, mabilis makaipon ng karma. Sa Plurk, ang tagal 🙃🙃🙃

I'm so drained lately. Send hugs 😢😢😢

Paano ba hindi mag-breakdown gabi-gabi?