"please sir, may I have some more?"

If plurk were a real 'room' - all of my favorite people would be in it. And there'd be an open bar.

since plurk forces you to talk in the third person, he tries to always remember not to refer to himself as 'I'

arriving home at close to 5am - I dont think I've done that since I was 17.

hoping to score some crack today in the park. And maybe a hooker, if time permits.

like a little duck just a -paddlin'

awake and caffinated

actorschmactor should shut the f*ck up and learn to be nice for a change. And get the hell off my back. So ...yeah.

Ryan's use of the world 'tumult' in Meghan's plurk about her playdate with Chritian is by far the funniest thing he's read all week.

seeing things, and raising them.