Why is it that the 4th of July always turns out to be one of the unhappiest of my year?

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I woke this morning to the sight of two girls with hairstyles reminiscent of me 25 & 10 years ago. What?

Headache from hell. Why? Seriously, why?

For those surprised by the appellation Jessica Allan Ivernoise Schmidtin, I simply choose to use the proper non-Anglicised form.

I'm watching the argument over dinner jackets. Do you realise Christopher can't even properly tie a four-in-hand bow tie? Quel dommage.

Watching Casino Royale. "Am I going to have a problem with you, Bond?" "You're not my type." "Smart?" "Single."

Sleep schedule totally destroyed STOP Am in state of desperation STOP Going over 10 words STOP

Still haven't slept. Still feel like hell. Still have sinus headache.