The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

A baby seal walks into a club...

So Rene Descartes is sitting at the bar, hadn't had a particularly good day, but he knows better than to get too drunk, so when th

MOTHERFUCKING SNOW DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111!!$#!@$12111111111111

We don't notice any time pass we don't notice anything we sit side by side in every class teacher thinks that I sound funny but

Kodachrome They give us those nice bright colors They give us the greens of summers Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, O

happy groundhogs day YO

celebrating mlk day by watching the pjs and boondocks all day

She said, 'You're one in a million You got to burn to shine' That you were born under a bad sign With a blue moon in your eyes

THIS WEEK IS FINALLY FUCKING OVER. WHISKY PLZ!