when both of her favorite ASMRtists upload content the same day 🥰🥰🥰

her karma is in the pooper.

keeping count of how many times her hardware sales rep leaves her his card. two cards in two weeks.

He'll prob give me a card every week till we are on better speaking terms.

it's naptime.

officially calling naptime. 🥱😴

downloaded her bird space archive and is deleting her 56.1K tweets, moving towards completely sunsetting her 15 years on that site. :/

cold. it's cold. i miss the warm.

remind me of this when it's 101 and humid asf in july.

testing the waters back here. yeah, I know it's been a while, but I just want to avoid the mogul bird site now, especially if the sale is finalized. :/

to thank Potato Boyo for introducing her to Garfunkel and Oates. She just watched them perform for Comedy Central!

believes it will break your heart when you realize we really will never be romantically involved ever again.

Ok stomach, you're supposed to be in knots BEFORE you meet someone you've never met, not AFTER. Silly tummy.