I wonder if Boston brought any of that Luongo kryptonite to Vancouver.

Having a hard time explaining "regular TV" to a kid raised with TiVo.

Ignorance and arrogance is a bad combination.

Out of grownup bandages. Now have my choice of Dora, Elmo or Boba Fett.

Dear Sarah Silverman, Not helping.

Laughing at this AIG ad on the back of a magazine that arrived today. "Go ahead, live longer. We'll be there." A-holes.

Come October, it's always embarrassing to have a neighbor who still has their Talk Like a Pirate Day lights up.

Belly Flops are delicious mistakes. ping.fm/KEMvq

"You can't cross examine pants!"

Target already has Christmas displays out, and it's not even International Talk Like a Pirate Day yet!